It seems their GOD is insufficient
And needs His faithful’s help to judge
Whom they decree He made deficient.
And so they help Him with a budge.
Their budging though is loud and booming
As Hollywood weeps while entombing
Elizabeth Taylor. Their jeers
Were screamed because “she aided queers.”
Their God’s “all-knowing" and "all-powerful”
Which means He can do nothing wrong.
So if you want to suck a dong
Or, even more, a whole rush hour full,
It was God’s gift, not theirs, to give.
Their logic then leaks like a sieve.