THE PRESIDENT, CONGRESS, AND PROSTITUTION

“Unlike for civilian U.S. government employees, soliciting prostitutes is a criminal offense for U.S. military personnel even in countries where prostitution is otherwise legal.” Huffington Post 4/26/2012

It’s good to know that prostitution,

No matter legalized or not,

Will denigrate the Constitution

Whereas a war won’t leave a blot

Upon the US military

So long as authorized by Barry

To give the grunts this role to play.

And Congress has nothing to say.              

Although it’s not a degradation

To kill a man in any war,

It’s treasonous to buy a whore.

What makes for so much aggravation

Is that when soldiers point and shoot

Is that there dicks don’t follow suit.

TEXAS CREATIONIST INTERVIEW

“I don’t think God used evolution

When He first made the universe;

I have this on the attribution

From Sunday school and Bible verse.

That’s how I know what God was thinking.”

“It’s possible you’re just lipsyncing

What when a kid they said was true

And laced it with some barbeque?”

“When I absorbed creationism,

It’s true I was a little lad

But had the brains I’ve always had.

It’s why I know gradationism

For complex life forms such as man

Cannot be made without a plan.” 

FROM OCCUPY TO BARRY O

If economics is enshrouding

Obama’s shot for Prez again,

He should have listened to our shouting

And not decided to take ten;

And given up on our egality,

As if it were a triviality,

We, after all, were his best base

To win the presidential race.

But what he did was almost comical:

By bailing out the Wall Street banks

He saved their asses, lost their thanks.

Now Romney’s set to go atomical.

And bury Barry in a shroud

Might be a one-term mushroom cloud.

FOR LENIN

Who claims that Lenin’s conjugation

On revolution’s plainly wrong

Should study him with contemplation

And get their head out of their bong.

There hasn’t been a steely teacher

Of revolution since this preacher:

A man who changed the whole damned world

And opened up the red flag furled.

A product of his time and placing

Some things went wrong and some went right

And capital is still our plight.

Who’d advocate we go erasing

His heritage will surely lose

The time he spent. He paid our dues.

A WARNING TO PRESIDENT OBAMA

Obama needs another coating

Of politics to show good will

To his supporters, fast corroding,

Of evidence he’s not a shill.

He should address the nation’s teachers

If he wants them out of the bleachers

Where Duncan’s placed them on the side

By taking all their teachers’ pride.

Reducing teaching to the testing

Of students to multiple choice;

Not giving teachers any voice,

The experts in the teaching craft,

Who don’t deserve a Duncan’s shaft.

PORN OR WAR?

Repubs and Dems think porno’s evil

But hesitate at stopping wars.

It seems we need a full upheaval:

Let’s ditch the soldiers, up with whores.

Whoever says that prostitution

Defies the US Constitution

Has smoked too much of locoweed

So misinterpret what they read.

The President’s authorization

Is not enough to start a fight.

The Founders gave the Congress might

Without the least equivocation

To authorize a fighting force

To deal with battles’ intercourse.

OBAMA’S DILEMMA

Gay rights with marriage expectations

Have now beset the DNC

And added to exacerbations

Obama has as nominee.

Marriage, a civil institution,

Is treated worse than prostitution:

It either is a civil right

Or else it is a civil blight.

Dilemmas of this kind are moral

Republicans and Democrats

Will pound it out with baseball bats.

Obama doesn’t want a quarrel

Because he knows he’s in a bind

From donors with an open mind.