THE CULTURAL STUDIES OF DONNA HARAWAY

At Santa Cruz, Cultural Studies
Is celebrating twenty years
Of leaving history’s fuddie-duddies
Behind and crying in their beers.
With studies on mankind’s educing
From groping to the modern goosing;
How mankind went from loving dogs
To slaughtering much smarter hogs,
The profs are all quite certifiable.
They couldn’t tell a cyborg from
A human made by human mum.
Since what they write’s not verifiable,
They say and do just what they please
While jargoning academese.