“WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PLANS TO PICKET ELIZABETH TAYLOR’S FUNERAL”

It seems their GOD is insufficient

And needs His faithful’s help to judge

Whom they decree He made deficient.

And so they help Him with a budge.

Their budging though is loud and booming

As Hollywood weeps while entombing

Elizabeth Taylor.  Their jeers

Were screamed because “she aided queers.”

Their God’s “all-knowing" and "all-powerful”

Which means He can do nothing wrong.

So if you want to suck a dong

Or, even more, a whole rush hour full,

It was God’s gift, not theirs, to give.

Their logic then leaks like a sieve.