RAPE AND THE I.M.F.

I’m not sure why so much confusion

Should have resulted from a rape

By banker Kahn.  A mere intrusion.

So why get so bent out of shape?

The press announced him as a banker

So right away he was a wanker.

It’s not because the I.M.F.

Has always been profoundly deaf

To charges that they’ve been assaulting

Whole countries.  So what’s one housemaid?

Now if she’d been investment grade,

He’d have thought twice before defaulting.

The I.M.F. is moving on:

No shortfalls for a Genghis Khan.