DIVINE WARNINGS TO WASHINGTON FROM MICHELE BACHMANN

Ms. Bachmann tasked Homeland Security

That, like Boy Scouts, they be prepared

To guard our borders from impurity,

Before God leaves us running scared;

And plagues the land with desolation

Because we aren’t a Christian nation.

So HS should lock borders tight;

And we must vote for her, Ms. Right.

Earthquakes’ and hurricanes’ disasters

Are signs from God that we should shrink

The government to rinky-dink,

So states again become our pastors

And lead us to the Promised Land

So once again State’s Rights command.

I’M MICHELE BACHMANN AND I APPROVED THIS AD