AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM

The Newt is right we are exceptions:

We don’t believe in human rights;

We damn all women’s contraceptions;

We spit on gays and transvestites;

Would gainsay women an abortion;

Hold countries hostage to extortion;

Think equal pay for equal work

Is but the raving of a jerk;

Deny the rich should face taxation;

Believe that people ought to pray;

That Tina Fey goes MIA;

That gays should suffer fumigation;

But, most of all, we don’t dispute

The toxins of a man-like newt.