U.N. PANEL OKs MEASURE ON ISLAM

The U.N. passed a resolution,
In Council on our HUMAN RIGHTS,
That urges damning all locution
That might defame religious flights
Of fancy like Islam's devising
Harsh penalties for satirizing
Mohammed, who's their favorite son,
Or anything Mohammedan.
The resolution was defended
By Russia, China, Cuba, and
Some other countries whose command
Of human rights is less than splendid-
Which goes to show that their soul food
Is sauteed in the Saudi's crude.