“This nonsense of some hundred virgins
For bombing people in my name
Has got to stop. My plastic surgeons
Can’t fix what they cannot reclaim.
There’s not enough to even bury.
Besides the part most necessary
Which must be hard, and round, and thick
(What do you call it? Your ‘joystick’?)
Is always near the detonation
Which means that it is vaporized
And, therefore, can’t be galvanized
For any sort of penetration.
Who’d want a virgin anyway,
Except someone born yesterday?”
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