A BIRTHER’S FANTASY

Mubarak asked Barack Obama,
I know I listened to the call,
How he should end his Egypt’s trauma
Before he ended at the wall.
And Barry said a course correction
Was needed to stop insurrection.
But please protect our secret files
By feeding them to crocodiles.
Then use your mighty capability…
But stopped and said we don’t presume
How you should bring about their doom.
But give your land back its stability.
Then, pausing, said, “for what it’s worth,”
And whispered something of his birth.