A BRIEF BIOGRAPHY OF A PORN STAR

I used to be a girl, immodest

In everything I said and did;

And thought that I was just the hottest.

I know now it was just my id

That made me think that I was cuter

Could get away with acting lewder

Than any girl. Showed camel toe

But really all it was for show.

But couldn’t change. As I got older

I thought I could put this to use

So did a film. It cooked my goose;

And I was hooked, played fast and loose.

And suddenly a star was born.

I make a fortune doing porn.