CHRISTWIRE PREACHER (1)

“It’s your lascivious carnality

That’s made you children of the corn;

And’s given rise to your rascality

Of doing drugs and watching porn.

But so you know it is the devil

That’s led you on this merry revel

So that forever you may dwell

With others like yourselves in Hell:

With Satan’s rappers and cross-dressers,

Muff divers, sticky finger gays

Forever burning in His blaze.

So heed me now you vile transgressors

And keep your dicks inside you pants

Or burn with your confreres from France.”