THE REDNECK SHOP *

“Come down an’ buy confederate goodies.

You’ll get ’em at The Redneck Shop.

We’ll turn your pricks to full-on woodies,

So be a man until you drop.  

In back we got the blackest mammies

Brought back to life by double whammies;

And, boy, until you fucked a black . . .

You know it’s said, “You won’t go back.”

We got a Dixieland bikini;

And pictures that old Adolph signed,

The savior of all white mankind.

We sell a game called Eeny Meene

’bout catching niggers by the toe;

Or makin’ sure they’re on death row.”

* The “inspiration” for this piece comes from an article titled “Uneasy Neighbors in a Southern Gothic Tale”  in the NYT dated January 13, 2012.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/13/us/in-laurens-sc-the-redneck-shop-and-its-neighbor.html?_r=1&ref=todayspaper