" It's a test of good religion whether you can make a joke about it."
If it’s a test of good religion
That it can be made out a joke,
Then hope to God it’s just a smidgen
Or Jesus freaks will let you soak
In gasoline then set you burning
Until you’ve proved you’re more discerning
About their church. When you’ve atoned,
They’ll take you out and get you stoned.
If all this seems a bit horrific,
Remember these folks are obsessed
With wanting Satan laid to rest.
Restored now to the beatific,
You’ll see your jokes just don’t amuse
Unless about Islam or Jews.
- ► 2011 (199)
- ► 2008 (167)
- MARK CHAPTER 13
- THE CHASTITY RING THING
- FROM HOBBES' " OF MAN "
- LABOR NOTES ( for JOEL JORDAN )
- MENAGE a TROIS
- TYRANT MARTYRS
- PRAISE THE LORD
- ON REVOLUTIONS
- DISCLOSURE LAWS
- POLITICAL CORRECTNESS (an evangelical plot ?)
- FOR G.K. CHESTERTON
- FOR BROTHER ARAB BLOGGERS
- THE DEATH PENALTY (for the SUPREME COURT)
- RATZINGER'S DILEMMA
- BUSH'S MONICA PROBLEM
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