Was preaching in His name He said,
“That man is totally gooseberry
For no one knows what’s in my head.
Not even Me.” And calling Jesus
Said, “Tell that man he will displease us
If he presumes to speak for God.”
So Jesus vanished in a nod.
And when returning, he reported.
He said all Perry did was laugh.
This pissed off God. He said, “This gaffe
Will cost him dearly. Make him sordid.”
No sooner said than it was done.
But even so Rick Perry won.