The creed according to Rick Perry-
Faith, Freedom, and Free Enterprise-
Is something liberals want to bury
And so should be our battle cries.
These are the pillars of society
Must be maintained against impiety;
And any Texan who is white
Will tell you that Rick Perry’s right.
So damn the Left and its blasphemers
Who’d damn the principles that he
Says are the Holy Trinity
Will free us from those taxing schemers. . .
Especially the payroll tax
On wages we pay our wetbacks.
I’M RICK PERRY AND I APPROVED THIS AD