She gotten all her information
And set her goals to interview
A criminal whose concentration
Was trained by monks in Katmandu.
She pushed her chair back from the table
And hiking up her skirt was able
To give him just the briefest glance
Of pussy but no underpants.
It worked! He grew the hugest boner
She’d ever seen. It was immense!
Now suddenly she’s on defense.
He asked her if she could postpone her
Interview till later on so…
She said, “And where’d you like to go?”