My dear, Quaddfi,
Have proved a truly great success
With help from your expert technicians
In getting villains to confess.
We hope in this, your time of trouble,
We might suggest: hide in the rubble;
And when you find the bombing’s done,
Get out of there; we’ll help you run.
Be sure to bring your oil leases
So that we really know it’s you;
And that they’re ready to renew.
You know it always helps to grease us.
Don’t fuck with us or you’re puree.
MI6 and CIA.