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My dear, Quaddfi,

                              Our renditions

Have proved a truly great success

With help from your expert technicians

In getting villains to confess.

We hope in this, your time of trouble,

We might suggest: hide in the rubble;

And when you find the bombing’s done,

Get out of there; we’ll help you run.

Be sure to bring your oil leases

So that we really know it’s you;

And that they’re ready to renew.

You know it always helps to grease us.

Don’t fuck with us or you’re puree.

Yours,

            MI6 and CIA.