When candidates appear caressable,
As does Ms. Bachmann, by the way;
(Except, of course, to her detestable
Mate, Marcus, who is really gay),
Then they’ve a better chance with voters
Especially men ignoring odors
Of what the woman really thinks,
No matter what she says that stinks.
Her trouble is her husband Marcus:
His hair, his clothes, his flirty pout
Who, shaking hands with men, breaks out
A boner from his fatty carcass.
He should stay off the campaign trails
And OMG his press-on nails.
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