If we released our child molesters
On unsuspecting countries that
Have now become our worst detesters,
Then they’ll reply with tit-for-tat.
It is the perfect opportunity
To help defend our world community:
Less tolerant of human rights,
These countries kill their human blights.
It’s what we want. We take reprisals.
We go in with our war machine
And when we're done we’re squeaky clean.
That is, we finish both despisals:
The child molesters we abhor
And countries. Gone forevermore.