PRIMETIME FOR BUSH

I’d gladly let Bush say farewell
Before he got primetime in hell.

JOR THE PLUMBER

When Joe signs off on his reporting,
You hope Hamas will be supporting
By blasting him to Hell and gone;
Or, better yet, into Tehran.

AN EPIGRAM FOR DICK CHENEY

Who cares if we will ever trod on
The cave in which Mr. Bin-Laden
Is hiding in if we have lost
The Cheney/Bush team holocaust?

THE BANKERS' ECONOMY

While corporations crash and burn,
The bankers chant, “Earn, baby, earn.”

WHAT? ME WORRY

On Fox News, Bush said, “What? Me worry.
I’m going nowhere in a hurry.”

IN ANSWER TO SARAH PALIN

In answer to Ms. Sarah Palin
Why she, not Kennedy, is flailin’-
It’s that her handlers have the smarts
To keep her from (your) verbal farts.

AN EPIGRAM IN HONER OF DANA PERINO

"I’ve always been a faithful flack
To W in his attack
On civil rights and other things
That's left our country like Beijing's."

EPIGRAMS IN HONER OF LINDSAY LOHAN

1
She came to Hollywood to act
But never did and that’s a fact.
2
She says she made her life a mess
Because it’s fun to convalesce.
3
Celebrity’s not her intention.
It’s better though than not a mention.

EPIGRAMS IN IMITATION OF MARTIAL

1
I cannot help it. I keep saying
I’m not in debt because I know
Without the means of ever paying
I just cannot be said to owe.
2
Who claims that I’ll pay off my debt
Should never play Russian roulette.
3
When politicians seek their level,
They always only raise the devil.
4
I wish I had a rock hard penis.
Alas, I don’t. But you’re no Venus.
5
I’m held in thrall by prison guards
Of plastic called my Master Cards.
6
I’ve lost my job, house, kids, and wife.
But for the last, I’ve lost my life.