Monday, January 5, 2009

EPIGRAMS IN IMITATION OF MARTIAL

1
I cannot help it. I keep saying
I’m not in debt because I know
Without the means of ever paying
I just cannot be said to owe.
2
Who claims that I’ll pay off my debt
Should never play Russian roulette.
3
When politicians seek their level,
They always only raise the devil.
4
I wish I had a rock hard penis.
Alas, I don’t. But you’re no Venus.
5
I’m held in thrall by prison guards
Of plastic called my Master Cards.
6
I’ve lost my job, house, kids, and wife.
But for the last, I’ve lost my life.

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