A PROPOSAL FOR A CALIFORNIA INITIATIVE ON EDUCATION:

(THE CALIFORNIA PARENT RESPONSIBILITY IN EDUCATION ACT)

I’m sick of liberal education!
The teachers must play mom and dad
To kids whose parents’ valuation
Of schools is that they’re really bad;
Who think a classroom’s for interning
Their kids (like jails) and not for learning;
Where teachers must call down air strikes
To manage these obnoxious tykes.
Why isn’t there accountability
For parents of a student who
Gets grades cry beat me black and blue?
If they won’t take responsibility
For their own kids to help them learn,
Then strike them off their tax return.