Were buried, we thought they were dead,
Was opened by academicians
Who found what can’t be left unsaid:
Each surly pol had long been waiting
To get a chance at advocating
Ideas which, when said and done,
Would set the world back to square one.
Among the living dead: Rick Perry,
Obama, Romney, Bachmann, Cain,
And others who were inhumane.
When asked how they’d survived Death’s ferry,
They said the ferryman could tell
Politicos who’d ravage Hell.