Wednesday, February 22, 2012

THE PORN REPAIRMAN SCENARIO

Of all of porno’s situations
There’s nothing like “Repairman Guy”
Who’s come to fix your aggravations
With what you have that’s gone awry.
He’s followed by a telephoto
Cameraman shooting video.
So what does he use to excuse
The fact his dick brings you good news?
Especially if you’re a student
Whose new computer’s on the blink
How does he open up your pink?
He doesn’t want to seem impudent
And so he asks what needs his care
You say your pussy needs re(pair).

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