PORN OR WAR?

Repubs and Dems think porno’s evil

But hesitate at stopping wars.

It seems we need a full upheaval:

Let’s ditch the soldiers, up with whores.

Whoever says that prostitution

Defies the US Constitution

Has smoked too much of locoweed

So misinterpret what they read.

The President’s authorization

Is not enough to start a fight.

The Founders gave the Congress might

Without the least equivocation

To authorize a fighting force

To deal with battles’ intercourse.

OBAMA’S DILEMMA

Gay rights with marriage expectations

Have now beset the DNC

And added to exacerbations

Obama has as nominee.

Marriage, a civil institution,

Is treated worse than prostitution:

It either is a civil right

Or else it is a civil blight.

Dilemmas of this kind are moral

Republicans and Democrats

Will pound it out with baseball bats.

Obama doesn’t want a quarrel

Because he knows he’s in a bind

From donors with an open mind.

SHADES OF W

Obama said he was in favor

Of sanctions to be used against

Iran and thought no man could savor,

No matter how they were incensed,

That neighbors had atomic reapers

Well-hidden from UN peacekeepers.

(Remember WMDs

Bush pushed on our prime time TVs?).

And just because Obama said it

Certainly doesn’t make it true.

(You want to lie, do it beaucoup.)

It’s Zionists who’d like to shred it

And make us think it’s holy war

When what we do is play their whore.

DON’T BOTHER

All our diseased hallucinations,

Republicans and Democrats,

That either brings in alternations

Are paid for by aristocrats.

For s/he who buys a politician

Pays only for this one ambition:

That neither side will ever range

Beyond the bounds they’ve set for change.

Hence President Barack Obama

Is servant to the very rich

And helps them scratch their every itch.

And so this economic trauma

Has left the rich far from decline

Because it’s money made his spine.