Sunday, March 18, 2012

PORN OR WAR?

Repubs and Dems think porno’s evil
But hesitate at stopping wars.
It seems we need a full upheaval:
Let’s ditch the soldiers, up with whores.
Whoever says that prostitution
Defies the US Constitution
Has smoked too much of locoweed
So misinterpret what they read.
The President’s authorization
Is not enough to start a fight.
The Founders gave the Congress might
Without the least equivocation
To authorize a fighting force
To deal with battles’ intercourse.

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