Of really being movie stars;
And couldn’t stand the awful scheming
And blowjobs in producers’ cars?
And so decided that production,
If it required so much in suction,
That they might just as well get paid
For sucking cock and being laid?
A girl who is a four alarmer,
Could light a fire in any man,
And then’s air-freighted off to Cannes
But only serves as man's snake charmer,
So thought she’s better paid in bucks
For swallowing the cum she sucks?