Thursday, January 2, 2014

FOR EDWARD SNOWDEN (MAN OF THE YEAR, 2013)

Who knew that NATIONAL SECURITY
Was Prez Obama’s  holy grail
Till Edward Snowden made a surety,
That all the lies would surely fail?
For this he was judged disciplinable,
A whistleblower who was skinnable,
And all because he rushed headlong
And leaked the news of what was wrong.
It gave elites a coronary
(As well a boost to Bill Maher’s show,
The comic king of right to know.)
And for all of his extraordinary
Courage in stirring up debate
He’s shipped to Putin by air freight.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

DO I BELIEVE IN ANCIENT ALIENS ?

Do I believe in ancient aliens,
As they’re portrayed on History Two?
As much as I believe Pygmalion’s
Stone headed wife could think it through.
If some could show true causation
Beween ETs’ civilization
 And ours, why use cable TV
To act as hucksters for ET?
Is it because this bunch of losers
Believe all the world's mal de mer
Is no more than a country fair
Performed for redneck southern boozers?
Or is it money that they love
Or just BS from up above?