Do I believe in ancient aliens,
As they’re portrayed on History Two?
As much as I believe Pygmalion’s
Stone headed wife could think it through.
If some could show true causation
Beween ETs’ civilization
And ours, why use cable TV
To act as hucksters for ET?
Is it because this bunch of losers
Believe all the world's mal de mer
Is no more than a country fair
Performed for redneck southern boozers?
Or is it money that they loveOr just BS from up above?