A THEOCON , so goes the story,
Was having lunch and up and died.
Because the CHURCH closed Purgatory,
As it did Limbo, by his side
There stood the devil. In confusion,
He asked, "What of my contribution
In putting God and solemn prayer
Back in the U.S. public square?"
The devil said, "Though it's not sinning'
Or technically it's not at least,
God can't help feeling He's been fleeced.
For you removed the underpinning
Of man's awareness of the thrill
Of exercising his FREE WILL."
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