You’ll think I’m being supercilious
In claiming that I just don’t care
For candidates who leave me bilious
After tasting their bill of fare.
But, honestly, they leave me barking
With all their talk about earmarking-
But always what the other’s done.
They haven’t moved beyond square one.
With almost two years of campaigning,
You’d think they could draw up a plan
That didn’t slop from out a bedpan.
So in the little time remaining,
I say that they should give some thought
To shitting or get off the pot.
- ► 2011 (199)
- KEEPING SECRETS
- FOR GLEN GREENWALD
- THE SKYHOOK?
- DECODER RINGS
- IN HONOR OF MARY JO KOPECHNE
- TO VOTERS WANTING CHANGE
- MISOGYNY- FOR MARIE COCCO
- ROME IS BURNING
- FOR NAN MOONEY
- FEEL THE LOVE
- BACK AT YOU
- MOBY DICK
- MARY WAS A SQUIRTER
- FOR COUSIN TOMMY
- A CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE VIRGIN AND ST. IGNATIUS...
- GET OFF THE POT
- THE MEETING
- THE MODERN POLITICIAN (2)
- THE MODERN POLITICIAN (1)
- THE MAN OF PEACE
- FINAL ANSWERS?
- THE OUTCOME
- ▼ May (26)