BACK TAXES???

What better way to run for President
Than commentator on Fox News.
If Sarah Palin once was hesitant
Or stumbled with her “I accuse,”
She now will have the Fox News writers
To keep her focused. “Freedom fighters” –
From those who fly “DON'T TREAD ON ME"
To Baggers who would live tax-free-
Can rally now they have a leader
And one who doesn’t pay her tax
On structures out in wildwood tracts.
In other words, she’s a tax cheater
As are they all: REPUBLICRATS.
So Baggers get off your high-hats.

THIS JUST IN...

Republicans “think” that Obama,
According to THE DAILY KOS,
Has generated all their trauma-
That he’s a fake and double-cross.
They think his skin’s phantasmagoric,
For breakfast juice drinks hydrochloric;
And see themselves at Valley Forge
Awaiting their imperial George.
They’re certain that he stole election
And now want their states to secede
To reinstate the Christian creed
So they can wipe out the infection
Of godlessness and guarantee
Destruction of the DMV.

THE CONSCIENCE OF A LIBERAL(FOR PAUL KRUGMAN)

A conscience that is “uninhibited,”
Like Krugman’s when he makes a case
In economics, is prohibited
By thinking might cause loss of face.
He’ll rant and rave at how Obama
Is dealing with the national trauma
But never gives a thought to what
Might really land an uppercut
Square on the chins of his advisors:
Let all who work now take control
Of businesses. This leading role
Should be removed from maxi(mizer)s
Of profits. Let him criticize
Capitalist “free” enterprise.

TEA BAG NATION

“These pointy-headed politicians
Want us to vote for their reforms-
All part and parcel of ambitions
Against God-fearing peoples’ norms.
Their thinking has grown so distorted
It’s too bad that they weren’t aborted.
I know that is a mortal sin
But’s better than their swearing-in.
And so I’ve joined the Tea Bag Nation.
I’ll vote for Sarah Palin who’s
Right-minded as Murdoch’s Fox News;
She’ll keep my taxes on location
Right here at home: keep out the fags
From marriage or wearing dogtags.”