Wednesday, February 3, 2010

THIS JUST IN...

Republicans “think” that Obama,
According to THE DAILY KOS,
Has generated all their trauma-
That he’s a fake and double-cross.
They think his skin’s phantasmagoric,
For breakfast juice drinks hydrochloric;
And see themselves at Valley Forge
Awaiting their imperial George.
They’re certain that he stole election
And now want their states to secede
To reinstate the Christian creed
So they can wipe out the infection
Of godlessness and guarantee
Destruction of the DMV.

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