FUTURE SHOCK

I shot up with computer virus;
Felt its mutation in my head.
Now when I date I have to wire us
So I can think straight: I’m co-ed!
Both yin and yang now in me hover,
Which gets confusing as a lover-
Besides my head, my body parts
Transform themselves (with some false starts).
It oftentimes is mortifying-
Recalling if I’m Geraldine
Or Gerald or… some in between.
Though it can be self-satisfying
Because when I am on the shelf…
You’ve heard it said, “Go fuck yourself…”