A CHRISTIAN BIRTHER'S IMPRECATION

“We ought to pray ‘God, kill the president’
Because the Bible tells us to.
An African illegal resident
Can’t fathom our red, white, and blue.
America’s a Christian nation
Devoted to the soul’s salvation
So pray to God till your last breath
He puts the president to death.
Obama is a downright traitor.
In fact he is the Antichrist
Who’s pulled off history’s greatest heist:
He stole the cape of our Creator:
He’ll save the world. So let’s to work
And rid the earth of this berserk.”

AID AND COMFORT TO THE ENEMY?

The Texas Board of Education
Has hardened history standards that
Will help define us as a nation,
From Christian Fathers first begat.
And so has made the Constitution
Scaffold for the FINAL SOLUTION
Of all who hold that church and state
Does not uphold that “God Is Great;”
Or aren’t the progeny of Adam
Whom God kicked out of Paradise
For listening to his wife’s advice
When what she said He had forbade’em
Thus making U.S. public school
The equal of Islam’s Kabul.

AI

America’s an idiocracy
Where truth’s in pawn to what you think;
Wherein the essence of democracy
Is summed up in “My shit don’t stink;”
Where homage to Creation Science
Throws down the gauntlet of defiance
By building an amusement park
For reveling in Noah’s ark.
Where else on earth is it conceivable-
Except perhaps the Middle East
Where truth is actually policed-
The Bible isn’t make-believable;
That there’s a God Who’s well thought of
Shows grace in holocausts of love?

DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL

So now we have another Cheney
Whose patriotic fervor is
As loopy as her father’s strain. He
Who put us in a deadly tizz
About WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
Now Liz has learned from his instruction-
Say what you want. If you dig in,
You won’t land in the loony bin.
As long as you stand firm, unflinching,
And take your hits until Fox News-
Whose job is cock-a-doodle-doos
In favor of a legal lynching
Can take your side- your devotees
Will claw up from McCarty’s sleaze.

WING NUTS FOR JOHN AVLON

The real “wing nuts” are pols like Bunning
Who use their power in the state
To dupe the crazies out there gunning
To fortify their towers of hate.
If Bunning’s not completely clinical,
His pandering is downright cynical
As evidenced by Tom De Lay
Who was the lobbyists’ mainstay.
In Bunning’s stand on unemployment,
He argues benefits don’t work
Except to help the shirkers shirk.
So his solution is deployment
To death traps like Afghanistan
Where they’ll be shot up to a man.

FOR ANGLER (aka DICK CHENEY)

What is it with these politicians
Just packing up and moving on,
Not wanting to face inquisitions?
This wouldn’t happen in Iran.
Iran’s pols answer to objections
Of voting fraud in their elections
Is sending zealots to the streets
Where they deliver “meet and greets.”
If we had had more years with Cheney
We wouldn’t be in such a mess
Where anything can cause distress.
The man could really feel our pain. He,
As in Iran, would take control
And run the liberals up a pole.

THE OATH KEEPERS' PLEDGE

I pledge to keep the CONSTITUTION
In my back pocket with my gun;
They're needful for the revolution
As much as any native son.
I pledge, as did our Founding Fathers,
To keep us free of likely bothers:
Like feminists and sons of slaves,
The liberals and redskin braves.
And all who’d smear us for flag waving,
And burn as rag what we salute;
Won’t show the Wets toe end of boot.
We won’t have any misbehaving
Which means away with Bill of Rights
The product of misguided whites.