WING NUTS FOR JOHN AVLON

The real “wing nuts” are pols like Bunning
Who use their power in the state
To dupe the crazies out there gunning
To fortify their towers of hate.
If Bunning’s not completely clinical,
His pandering is downright cynical
As evidenced by Tom De Lay
Who was the lobbyists’ mainstay.
In Bunning’s stand on unemployment,
He argues benefits don’t work
Except to help the shirkers shirk.
So his solution is deployment
To death traps like Afghanistan
Where they’ll be shot up to a man.