Republicans are set on winning
Elections any way they can;
And so they’ve set out disciplining
Their candidates. Thus no PAC-man
Must ever make a contribution
To those who favor evolution,
Or would preserve the Bill of Rights,
Or are pro-gay in their sound bites;
Or any not against abortions,
Or who’d promote our public schools
Where deficit reduction rules.
Why put themselves through these contortions?
I said it first. They want to win-
As they once did when banning gin.
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