“THE GOODNESS OF GODLESSNESS” (FOR PHIL ZUCKERMAN)

The godless are less homophobic;
Don’t live a life that’s filled with dread;
Are open so not xenophobic
When someone offers them French bread.
Are playful with their sexuality;
And tolerant of abnormality-
For instance, having anal sex
With those who suffer birth defects.
The godless, too, are better looking;
Are better parents to their kids,
Encouraging their little ids
To empathize with those are hooking.
And finally their morals stress
It’s folderol to say, “God bless.”