RAPTURE INSURANCE

“To those whose beneficiaries
Will not be raptured up to God-
And take it from our actuaries
Not many bodies get the nod-
They’ll not collect the life insurance
That you have left for their procurance
Of living life without dismays
Will happen come the “end of days.”
But listen while I make this offer:
We’ll pay you for your policy
Right now before you meet JC.
This pennies - on- the - dollar proffer
Might seem unfair but when we pay
Your loved ones can’t lock you away.”