Ms. Bachmann tasked Homeland Security
That, like Boy Scouts, they be prepared
To guard our borders from impurity,
Before God leaves us running scared;
And plagues the land with desolation
Because we aren’t a Christian nation.
So HS should lock borders tight;
And we must vote for her, Ms. Right.
Earthquakes’ and hurricanes’ disasters
Are signs from God that we should shrink
The government to rinky-dink,
So states again become our pastors
And lead us to the Promised Land
So once again State’s Rights command.
I’M MICHELE BACHMANN AND I APPROVED THIS AD