We are a nation like no other
Because we fear the wrath of God;
And don’t have faith in one another
Because we know that man’s a clod.
So rather than get down and dirty
With those who test us being shirty
We lock them up in our minds’ caves
Till we can put them in their graves.
Now finally that time is coming
In this election or the next
Because God’s people get so vexed
At all the liberals nose-thumbing
At our beliefs. We serve the Lord
Who’d have us brook no disaccord.
I’M NEWT GINGRICH AND I APPROVED THIS AD