Friday, August 19, 2011


“Please help us, God, in Dixie County
And let your Ten Commandments stand -
To help remind us of your bounty -
No matter where it’s placed.  Command
Your angles led by Holy Jesus
To decimate those who displease us;
And we will give a rebel yell
When You have sent them off to Hell.
And let them take their Constitution
Along with them so they shall learn
(When it’s too late) what’s like to burn;
And keep us safe from prosecution.”
And God replied, “When I have done
Your bidding, don’t call 911.”

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