Friday, February 23, 2007

SENATE HEARINGS 1

"Environmental rules are galling,"
So said a corporate CEO.
These CHICKEN LITTLE SKY IS FALLING
ENVIRONMENTALISTS NOUVEAU
By keeping cases on court dockets
Are stealing from us like pickpockets
Because we make a little hole
To dig some of Wyoming's coal.
And as for water tables shrinking,
That last charge really takes the prize.
With global warming on the rise,
We're drowning in it, almost sinking.
Why, Senator, I dock my yacht
In Vegas at the Camelot."

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