Friday, February 23, 2007

TERRIBILIS THE CARNIVOR

It's now the deadly "penetrator"
That's killing troopers in Iraq,
So says the GREAT PREVAICATOR.
But isn't this just poppycock?
Who sent them to this horrid locus?
Twas W with hocus-pocus
Of weapons that will mass destruct.
Turns out he's right. We'll all be FUCKED.
These bombs are just a complication
Of letting slip the dinosaur,
TERRIBILIS THE CARNIVOR,
Who finds IT'S only affirmation,
After IT bites George on the ass,
By swallowing us all en masse.

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