"That last charge is a real knee-slapper,"
Said Cheney representing Bush.
"You think we'd send someone to cap her
By giving her a little push
Out of a window for citations
That we had planned assassinations
In countries who have been our friends
In stopping terrorism's trends?"
The Senator from West Virginia,
Intelligence Committee Chair,
Said "Dick, we know you wouldn't dare.
You shouldn't think we're tryin' ta skin ya.
We , too , would like this cup to pass.."
As Dick said "Stick it up your ass."
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