When W went on vacation
He stepped into his house and found
A chicken dead as vegetation
Pulled from its bed. He turned around
And called to Rove and his advisors
To help him out. The moralizers
Among them said, "It's still alive.
Down on your knees and she'll revive."
So all of them began their praying
To raise the chicken from the dead.
"Please, Jesus, wake this sleepy head,"
They prayed. It goes without gainsaying
That Jesus wouldn't cut a deal;
And God refused them on appeal.
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