I wouldn't say that youth is wasted
Especially not on the young,
For who else gets so downright pasted
They'd go and fight in some far-flung
Islamic country just to plunder
The riches in the sand down under;
Thus making sure that we sustain
The moral rectitude of Cain.
And if they suffer from a braining
While trying to play at Galahad
Against the Muslims of Baghdad,
That's just what happens when campaigning.
Their coffin's then draped with the flag
Unless it drapes a saddlebag.
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