Friday, February 25, 2011

IN PRAISE OF OWNING GUNS (FOR MICHAEL BLOOMBERG AND CHUCK SCHUMER)


Rich liberals are out to bolster
A new attack on owning guns:
If owners wear a shoulder holster
They will be charged: Mohammedans.
But Libyans are out protesting
Without the weapons they’re suggesting
Will bring an end to New York State.
They’ve used their bodies to berate
Gaddafi and they suffered slaughter.
When every man and woman’s armed,
Then fewer of them will be harmed;
The faster old Gaddafi’d totter.
But liberals have got to try
Or else become their own fall guy.


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