I’d read the Bible if on twitter.
I like my reading short and sweet.
I learned it from my children’s sitter.
And now we use it when we meet.
The Bible might say this is sinning
But I’m approaching my ninth inning;
And don’t have any time to lose
To study Bible don’ts and do’s.
Besides she says she’ll make me happy,
As did the daughters of old Lot
Exactly as the Bible taught.
And she can’t do it with her pappy
Who used to be some kind of priest
Won’t be paroled, won’t be released.